FAQ

$MELON is the world's first fully self-sabotaging digital asset. It is a memecoin on Solana, launched via pump.fun, named after a fruit, and founded by someone called Melon Tusk at approximately 2:47am on a Tuesday.

It has no utility. It has no roadmap that we are confident about. It has a duck oracle and a raccoon analyst. We consider this sufficient.

No. We have said this on every single page of this website. We say it in the scrolling banner. We say it in the whitepaper. We say it in the footer. We say it on our Twitter. The button on the main page literally says "Do Not Buy."

We are not legally responsible for what happens if you do it anyway. The duck is definitely not responsible.

We prefer the term "fair launch with unpredictable outcomes."

$MELON was launched on pump.fun with 0% developer allocation. There is no team wallet. There is no presale. The liquidity is locked automatically by pump.fun when the bonding curve completes. We cannot rug because we gave ourselves nothing to run with.

This was either very principled or very poorly planned. Possibly both.

The founder had a vision. The vision was a melon. In space. At 2:47am.

We have not been able to fully interpret this vision. We launched a cryptocurrency based on it anyway. This is standard practice in the industry.

Solana. Fast, cheap transactions. Ideal for sending money you will probably regret sending.

Contract address:
DbPtDc78QBRmFAgGUchpjo2ZobYtjkpX92f7KfZbpump

We are contractually and morally obligated to tell you not to do this. However, since you asked:

1. Get a Solana wallet (Phantom or Solflare)
2. Buy some SOL
3. Go to pump.fun →
4. Paste the contract address
5. Buy
6. Immediately re-read the FAQ from the top

We told you not to. This is documented.

1,000,000,000 $MELON. One billion. 80% sold on the pump.fun bonding curve, 20% locked as Raydium liquidity when the curve completes.

No team allocation. No vesting. No presale. Everyone suffers equally. This is what fairness looks like.

Our proprietary consensus mechanism. Transactions are validated when the network collectively feels good about them.

Validation times vary between 0.3 seconds and never, depending on the vibes. Current vibe status: unclear but optimistic.

Visionary. Founder. CEO, CFO, CTO, and intern simultaneously. Had the dream. Still processing the dream.

Active on Twitter/X @MelonTusk0. Posts at 3am. This is intentional.

Chief Analyst. Found behind the office. Brought his own clipboard. Has excellent instincts. Will not leave.

He has not been wrong yet. We prefer not to discuss the one time he was wrong. We will not be taking questions on this.

Chief Oracle Officer. A rubber duck modified with a Raspberry Pi and some wires we found. Uses proprietary Quack-to-Earn™ technology.

One quack = bullish. Two quacks = bearish. Continuous quacking = something has gone wrong and you should have listened to page one of the whitepaper.

It has been quacking continuously for some time now. We have moved to a different building. We can still hear it.

A scam implies we are trying to deceive you. We have been aggressively transparent about the fact that this coin has no utility, no vision, and no reason to buy it. We have said "do not buy" approximately 47 times across this website.

If you lose money, it is because you ignored 47 warnings, a duck, a raccoon, and your own better judgment. We respect that commitment.

All memecoins can go to zero. $MELON is not special in this regard. We would like to think the strength of our community, the quality of our duck oracle, and the sheer entertainment value of our whitepaper provides some floor.

The raccoon has not confirmed this.

You will be entered into the Hall of Lame — our community leaderboard ranked by biggest loss. This is not a punishment. It is a honour.

The duck will know. The raccoon will know. Someone's dad in the Telegram will post "gm" immediately after as if nothing happened. This is the $MELON experience.

This is not financial advice. This is not legal advice. This is not medical advice. This is not advice of any kind.

This is a website about a memecoin named after a fruit, run by someone who had a fever dream at 2:47am, peer reviewed by a rubber duck, and analysed by a raccoon with a clipboard.

Please consult a professional before making any financial decisions. Do not consult the duck. The duck is not licensed.

Twitter/X: @MelonTusk0 — posts at 3am, unhinged content, do not buy reminders.

Telegram: t.me/melontusk0 — community, memes, duck updates, someone's dad posts gm every morning.

Buy $MELON. Experience the market. Visit the Hall of Lame → and submit your loss, your status, and one line of cope.

You will be ranked by biggest loss. First place receives a crown 👑 and the title "Most Committed to the Bit." This is the highest honour we offer.

The Melon Oath is a solemn pledge available in our Tools section →. You sign your name. The duck witnesses it. You receive a shareable card confirming that you are "up to no financial good."

Taking the oath does not obligate you to buy $MELON. It does obligate you to hold if you do. The duck is watching.