🎮 MELON GAMES  •  NO SKILL REQUIRED  •  DO NOT BUY $MELON  •  THE DUCK IS FASTER THAN YOU THINK  •  HODL OR FOLD  •  CATCH THE MELONS  •  🎮 MELON GAMES  • 

🎮 Melon Games

Four games. Zero utility. The duck will judge you regardless of score.

Game 01 — Reflexes
🍉 Melon Catcher
Catch the falling melons. Avoid the 📉 charts. Miss 3 and the duck judges you.
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Melon Catcher
Catch the melons 🍉
Avoid the charts 📉
Miss 3 melons and the duck appears.
0 Score
🍉🍉🍉 Lives
0 Best
Game 02 — Financial Instinct
📈 HODL or FOLD
8 $MELON price scenarios. HODL or SELL. Find out if you have diamond hands or paper hands.
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HODL or FOLD?
8 scenarios. Your financial instincts on trial.
The raccoon is watching.
Game 03 — Reflexes vs The Oracle
🦆 Slap the Duck
Tusla Cyberduck™ is flying. Tap it. Miss 3 times and it judges you personally.
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Slap the Duck
Tap Tusla Cyberduck™ before it escapes.
Miss 3 times. Receive judgment.
The duck does not forgive.
0 Slaps
⬜⬜⬜
Misses
0 Best
Game 04 — Pure Chance (Like All Of This)
🎰 Melon Slots
Spin the reels. Win absolutely nothing. The raccoon designed the odds.
🍈 Melon Tusk Slots™ 🍈
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💎
Pull the lever. Face your destiny. The raccoon designed these odds.
Spins: 0
Wins: 0
House edge: yes
Paytable
🍈 🍈 🍈 JACKPOT — still nothing
🦆 🦆 🦆 Duck Judgment™
🚀 🚀 🚀 To the moon (maybe)
💎 💎 💎 Diamond hands confirmed
🦝 🦝 🦝 Raccoon takes everything
📉 📉 📉 You predicted the chart
🍿 🍿 🍿 Free Space Snäx (not real)
Any two match Almost. Heartbreaking.
No match Standard $MELON experience
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